LOO-PYPaperchase’s £6 Bad Santa toilet paper is the most crackers Christmas tat ever

by Super User
According to the cheeky product's description, the toilet paper will "inject a bit of fun into toilet time this festive season" PAPERCHASE have unveiled a wacky new item in their seasonal range... and it promises to extend the festive cheer all the way to the bathroom. After their innuendo-laden aubergine bauble, Paperchase's latest cheeky Christmas offering is a roll of toilet paper with a seasonal twist. The stationery shop is offering their bad Santa loo roll for £6 a pop, and is currently in good stock on their website. According to the cheeky product's description, the toilet paper will "inject a bit of fun into toilet time this festive season." The description continues: "Literally toilet humour, this roll will keep you laughing all Christmas long with bad Santa illustrations." Just to make things even ruder, the image of Father Christmas shows him perched on a chimney as if it was a loo, alongside the words "special delivery!" The £6 bad Santa loo roll even comes in a novelty box, just to make it that little bit more tasteful. It's sold in Paperchase's new Christmas range alongside their Christmas jokes toilet roll, which comes covered in cracker-style jokes for your amusement. The joke loo roll features classic side-splitters like "What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle," and "Where do snowmen find out information? The Winternet." As corny as the one-liners are, it goes without saying that this variant may be slightly more appealing than wiping your bum with pictures of a winking Santa.

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