The Questionnaire: Santa Claus

by Super User
We asked Santa to break away from his pre Christmas delivery schedule so we could ask him a few questions..... Check out his answers He's made his list and checked it twice, but this year no one has been nice. In the little town of Auckland, naughtiness has taken over and Santa's ready to take the law into his own hands. Which list are you on? Did you buy caged eggs? Park in a disabled parking spot? Record a private conversation with an employee without their knowledge or consent? Then you better watch out. Because Santa Claus is coming to The Basement theatre, and it's either good tidings, or a total Chrismassacre. What are you plugging right now and tell us a bit about it? It is the story of my life, presented by the very famous and very French theatre company A Slightly Isolated Dog, in The Basement Christmas show: Santa Claus.

Tell us a little bit more about the show. What can people what to expect? The sexiest Christmas party you have ever been to.

What is your idea of perfect happiness? A few too many eggnogs in the company of my most discreet elf.

Which living person do you most admire? Beyonce.

What's your most embarrassing moment? Watching Tim Allen's portrayal of me in the Santa Clause.

Have you ever stolen anything? I don't steal much, but I do have to break and enter constantly.

What do you dislike the most about your appearance? My fashion sense: I only have one outfit and I'm not confident enough to try anything new.

What gets your back up? First-year political studies students who insist that Marxism is the only way forward.

If you could go back in time, what part of history fascinates you the most? I have to admit I have no idea how The Pyramids were built and I have to know.

What life lessons would you pass on to your children? I know when you've been sleeping, I know when you're awake, I know if you've been bad or good, so don't do drugs.

What job would you do other than your own? And why? A teppanyaki chef - I just really like teppanyaki.

Do you have any bad habits that you would care to admit to? I'm a little bit quick to pass judgement on people.

If you were given three wishes by a magic genie, what would they be? Don't be silly. Genies don't exist.

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