Santa Claus announces launch of New Christmas TV Channel called SSC1 (SECRET SANTA CAM 1)

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Santa Claus has today announced he is to launch his very own TV station called SSC1 (Secret Santa Cam 1) The official office of Santa Claus has today announced the he is due to launch a new TV Service called 'SECRET SANTA CAM 1',SSC1. The new channel which is to be broadcast via digital satellite from his North Pole head quarters will go live on September 1st 2018, at 7pm.

A spokes person for Santa Claus international, the trading arm of 'Santa Claus World' said in a statement: 'We are really excited to be working with some of the best in the TV and Film industry to bring you this new Channel. We aim to bring a sprinkling of light comedy, Christmas Arts and Crafts, and Christmas shopping events similar to that offered by QCV. We hope you all join us at 7pm on the 1st September 2018 for what will be an amazing night of entertainment.



It is thought that this is one of the first commercial products Santa has worked on since the launch of his Christmas eve delivery system on December 24th 100BC. It is not yet known if Santa will star on Santa Cam or if his elves will be doing the presenting.

The invention of the Santa Cam TV was the work of many people in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Business men and corporations competed in various parts of the world to deliver a device that exceeded previous technology. Many were compelled to capitalize on the invention and make a profit, while some wanted to change the world through visual and audio communication technology. So with TV being a reasonably new Invention to Santa Claus why has he decided to launch a TV service?

We asked Jake the Bake, head reporter at the BBC his opinion. He said: This is very interesting news that Santa has decided to launch his own TV station. As Santa is normally a not for profit company we find it surprising he is moving into this heavily commercial sector. It seems unclear if he will allow advertising on his channel or if he will fund it by some other means, such as magic.'

Sky's Chief reporter, Amy Coffee Pot said in a statement 'This is really exciting news! We really look forward to welcoming Santa and his Cam Team to the TV industry' Everyone at Santa CCTV wishes everyone at the North Pole every success with the new channel.

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